NO MATTER WHO WINS.. AMERICA STILL LOSE. 

by parkisum


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

BOYS AND GIRLS 

GAYS AND LESBIANS 

ALL RELIGION GROUPS 

ALL RACE AND ETHNICITY 

WELCOME TO THE 240TH 

AND FINAL SEASON OF THE 

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . 

WHERE TONIGHT,  DISPITE ALL 

THE BAD PRESS ABOUT THEM 

WE A GLAD TO PRESENT TO YOU 

THE TWO WORST CANDIDATES 

THAT AMERICA HAS EVER VOTED. 



IN THE RED CORNER. 

A MULTI BILLIONAIRE WHO 

HAS BUILT BUIDLING AND 

ALLOW THEM TO GO BANKRUPT 

A MAN WHO HAD 

UN DOCUMENTED WORKERS 

BUIDLING HIS BUIDLINGS 

BUT YET WENT THEM ALL 

ARRESTED AND DEPORTED 

THEN WANT MEXICO TO PAY 

FOR A WALL. 

I MEANT THE WHOLE WALL.. 

YOU KNOW?

THAT HUGE WALL THAT WOULD 

SEPARATE TWO COUNTRIES 

FORCING UNPRECEDENTED 

BACKLASH FROM MEXICO 

AND THE UNITED STATES 

YOU SEE IN DONALD TRUMP’S HEAD

HE SEES AMERICA AS A WEAK 

POWERLESS COUNTY 

WHO’S LOOK FRAIL COMPARED 

TO RUSSIA, CHINA, NORTH KOREA 

MUCH STRONGER COUNTRIES 

I CAN SAY MORE BUT YOU GET THE POINT. 

TRUMP HAS TALK TOO MUCH

SAID TOO MUCH 

AND BY VOTING FOR HIM 

MIGHT DO WAY TOO MUCH 

AND PLUS.. WAR TOO MUCH 

BECAUSE WE WILL GO TO WAR 

A WAR WHEN TRUMP WAS YOUNG 

REFUSE TO BE APART OF 

BUT HAVE THE NERVE TO WAGE WAR 

IF NEEDED TO. 

FROM BEING A RACIST TO A SEXIST 

TRUMP IS THE MOST HONEST PERSON 

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT 

BUT KNOWING WHAT YOU KNOW 

IF HE BECOMES PRESIDENT 

THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL 

BE LOOKING AT OUT LAST PRESIDENT .



IN THE BLUE CORNER 

A FORMER FIRST LADY 

FROM A PRESIDENT 

WHO CHEATER ON HER 

AND SECRETLY ABUSE HIS POWER 

WHILE IN OFFICE “ASK HAITI” 

THEN SOMEHOW 

BECAME A NEW YORK SENATOR 

AND DIDN’T DO MUCH AS A SENATOR 

WENT ON TO CHALLENGE BARACK OBAMA IN 2008 

AND GOT DESTROYED FOR DEMOCRATIC BID FOR PRESIDENT 

ONLY TO COMEBACK 8 YEARS LATER 

TO FINALLY PUT HERSELF IN POSITION 

TO BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT. 

IN ALL FAIRNESS.

IT’S TIME FOR A FEMALE PRESIDENT 

JUST NOT HILLARY CLINTON! 

THE CLINTON FOUNDATION 

TOOK IN MONEY MORE THAN 

DONATED MONEY.

WIKILEAKS HAS ALREADY 

EXPOSE HER AND HER ORGANIZATION 

PLUS SHE’S UNDER INVESTIGATION 

OVER WHAT?

OVER EMAILS.. 

PERSONAL EMAILS 

SHE MOST LIKELY THOUGHT 

SHE CAN DELETE ON GOOGLE

WITH THAT BEING SAID 

HOW MUCH MORE DIRT

SHOULD I SAY? 


HONESTLY I SAY VOTED TO NONE! 

BUT THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS 

OTHER CANDIDATES 

LIKE JILL STEIN OR GARY JOHNSON 

HAS BEEN A NON FACTOR

BECAUSE THE MEDIA BEEN 

ELIMINATED THEM 

SO PRETTY MUCH 

YOUR VOTING FOR WHOEVER 

IS GONNA KEEP YOU ALIVE LONGER FIRST.. 

ENJOY THE NEXT FOUR YEARS 

OF PURE HELL. GET YOU VISA LICENSE IN ORDER 

MIGHT BE TIME FOR A VACATION. 

OR A PERMANENT MOVE. 

UNTIL 2020 

UNLESS KANYE WEST DOESN’T RUN 

P.S. I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR DEEEZ NUTS 

BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I MIGHT 

GET LOCK UP JUST FOR IT. 

ENJOY THE FINALS HOURS… 

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