LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
BOYS AND GIRLS
GAYS AND LESBIANS
ALL RELIGION GROUPS
ALL RACE AND ETHNICITY
WELCOME TO THE 240TH
AND FINAL SEASON OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .
WHERE TONIGHT, DISPITE ALL
THE BAD PRESS ABOUT THEM
WE A GLAD TO PRESENT TO YOU
THE TWO WORST CANDIDATES
THAT AMERICA HAS EVER VOTED.
IN THE RED CORNER.
A MULTI BILLIONAIRE WHO
HAS BUILT BUIDLING AND
ALLOW THEM TO GO BANKRUPT
A MAN WHO HAD
UN DOCUMENTED WORKERS
BUIDLING HIS BUIDLINGS
BUT YET WENT THEM ALL
ARRESTED AND DEPORTED
THEN WANT MEXICO TO PAY
FOR A WALL.
I MEANT THE WHOLE WALL..
YOU KNOW?
THAT HUGE WALL THAT WOULD
SEPARATE TWO COUNTRIES
FORCING UNPRECEDENTED
BACKLASH FROM MEXICO
AND THE UNITED STATES
YOU SEE IN DONALD TRUMP’S HEAD
HE SEES AMERICA AS A WEAK
POWERLESS COUNTY
WHO’S LOOK FRAIL COMPARED
TO RUSSIA, CHINA, NORTH KOREA
MUCH STRONGER COUNTRIES
I CAN SAY MORE BUT YOU GET THE POINT.
TRUMP HAS TALK TOO MUCH
SAID TOO MUCH
AND BY VOTING FOR HIM
MIGHT DO WAY TOO MUCH
AND PLUS.. WAR TOO MUCH
BECAUSE WE WILL GO TO WAR
A WAR WHEN TRUMP WAS YOUNG
REFUSE TO BE APART OF
BUT HAVE THE NERVE TO WAGE WAR
IF NEEDED TO.
FROM BEING A RACIST TO A SEXIST
TRUMP IS THE MOST HONEST PERSON
RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
BUT KNOWING WHAT YOU KNOW
IF HE BECOMES PRESIDENT
THEN WE MIGHT AS WELL
BE LOOKING AT OUT LAST PRESIDENT .
IN THE BLUE CORNER
A FORMER FIRST LADY
FROM A PRESIDENT
WHO CHEATER ON HER
AND SECRETLY ABUSE HIS POWER
WHILE IN OFFICE “ASK HAITI”
THEN SOMEHOW
BECAME A NEW YORK SENATOR
AND DIDN’T DO MUCH AS A SENATOR
WENT ON TO CHALLENGE BARACK OBAMA IN 2008
AND GOT DESTROYED FOR DEMOCRATIC BID FOR PRESIDENT
ONLY TO COMEBACK 8 YEARS LATER
TO FINALLY PUT HERSELF IN POSITION
TO BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT.
IN ALL FAIRNESS.
IT’S TIME FOR A FEMALE PRESIDENT
JUST NOT HILLARY CLINTON!
THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
TOOK IN MONEY MORE THAN
DONATED MONEY.
WIKILEAKS HAS ALREADY
EXPOSE HER AND HER ORGANIZATION
PLUS SHE’S UNDER INVESTIGATION
OVER WHAT?
OVER EMAILS..
PERSONAL EMAILS
SHE MOST LIKELY THOUGHT
SHE CAN DELETE ON GOOGLE
WITH THAT BEING SAID
HOW MUCH MORE DIRT
SHOULD I SAY?
HONESTLY I SAY VOTED TO NONE!
BUT THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS
OTHER CANDIDATES
LIKE JILL STEIN OR GARY JOHNSON
HAS BEEN A NON FACTOR
BECAUSE THE MEDIA BEEN
ELIMINATED THEM
SO PRETTY MUCH
YOUR VOTING FOR WHOEVER
IS GONNA KEEP YOU ALIVE LONGER FIRST..
ENJOY THE NEXT FOUR YEARS
OF PURE HELL. GET YOU VISA LICENSE IN ORDER
MIGHT BE TIME FOR A VACATION.
OR A PERMANENT MOVE.
UNTIL 2020
UNLESS KANYE WEST DOESN’T RUN
P.S. I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR DEEEZ NUTS
BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I MIGHT
GET LOCK UP JUST FOR IT.
ENJOY THE FINALS HOURS…
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